宝宝法官主持客厅小法庭

Duration: 30 seconds. Aspect ratio: 16:9 landscape. Style: live-action cinematic courtroom comedy, living room transformed into a tiny court, serious lighting but adorable tone. No subtitles, no captions, no on-screen text, no speech bubbles, no readable documents, no logo, no watermark. Japanese spoken dialogue only, natural lip sync. The baby is always safe in a baby chair. Scene: A living room becomes a tiny courtroom. A super cute baby wearing a tiny judge robe sits safely in a baby chair. The gavel is a rattle. Stuffed animals sit as the jury. The father stands like a nervous defendant. 0-4s: The baby taps the rattle and says, 「開廷しまちゅ」 4-9s: The father nervously asks, 「私は何の罪で？」 The baby says, 「ただいまの声、大きすぎ罪でちゅ」 9-15s: The mother tries not to laugh. The baby continues, 「さらに、ほっぺにチュー不足罪」 15-21s: The father apologizes, 「反省しています」 The baby looks stern and says, 「反省だけでは、だっこは増えまちぇん」 21-27s: The baby raises the rattle and says, 「判決。だっこ十分、いないいないばあ三回」 27-30s: The father performs exaggerated peekaboo. The baby laughs and says, 「執行猶予、チュー一回でちゅ」